Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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