Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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