idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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