she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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