I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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