i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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