Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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