Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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