Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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