It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize