I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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