I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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