Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I supernannyed him into submission
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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