I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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