i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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