I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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