Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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