I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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