i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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