watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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