We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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