Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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