Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Just cropdusted the office
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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