he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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