So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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