I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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