Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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