Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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