so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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