Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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