Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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