oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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