It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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