girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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