Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Randomize
