i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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