she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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