Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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