just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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