i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
