so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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