dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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