Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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