Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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