How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Text me some of your sweat
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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