I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
do nipples grow back?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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