Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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