It's Friday. Sex?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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