Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You made out with two different species that night
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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