I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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