Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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