"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We had sex on a dog bed..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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